Well, the wank of the week was McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski struggling to eat a McDonald’s burger. He even referred to it as a “product.”
The hashtag #sendbarron went viral now that the U.S. might be at war with Iran. People are calling for Trump to send his own son, Barron, if he really wants to start World War III.
Speaking of which, a marine who was protesting the war in Iran in a Senate subcommittee hearing was forcibly removed, which broke his arm. You actually can watch his arm break in the video, if you really want to.
Bhad Bhabie, who became famous on the Dr. Phil Show for the “cash me outside” meme, is posting thirst traps and clapping back at her haters who criticize her for possibly getting plastic surgery while she fights cancer. Whew, what a sentence.
This week, The New York Times’ Modern Love column is going viral. It’s about famous-ish internet writer Lindy West, who convinced herself that she wanted a polyamorous relationship after years of saying she didn’t.
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Employers are allegedly firing Gen Z workers with surprising frequency. They cite lack of professionalism, low motivation, wearing inappropriate clothing, and using swear words in the workplace as a few common reasons.
Elle wrote a mildly interesting article predicting the top 4 TikTok interior design trends of 2026: Skirted furniture, friction maxxing, broken floorplans, and cabbagecore.
A jury ordered Ashley Guillard, a TikTok psychic, to pay $10 million in damages to a woman she falsely accused of murder. In 2022, Guillard accused a random-ass professor at the University of Idaho of murdering four college students in the famous Moscow murder case. Guess she didn’t see that coming?
A woman posted about giving her ex-husband full custody of their kids. People across all platforms are calling her a shitty mom. However, many other people are defending her and calling out the double standard of fathers being praised for taking their kids on the weekends.
Similarly, a man went viral for complaining about having to pay $1,500 a month in child support to his five children (with three different women). He filmed his video inside a Tesla, by the way.
An influencer named Allina Ai posted an outfit of the day with the text, “When she tries to copy my style but she doesn’t know this will cause bankruptcy.” A commenter wrote, “unfortunately i’m a thrift god i can replicate ur outfit after two weeks at the bins i fear.” Then, Allina wrote, “isabel marant ain’t at the bins i fear.” The internet’s response? Posting a bunch of Goodwill hauls of Isabel Marant clothes plus off-brand dupes of Allina’s outfit, lol.
There’s a cutesy-ish viral trend of posting a photo of yourself as a kid, writing, “This is who you’re asking to ____,” and filling in the blank with some job duty or adult thing.
Here’s another cutesy, harmless couples’ prank where the man shaves his beard and surprises his wife or girlfriend. I think this trend has been around for a while, but it took off again over the last week.
A much less fun trend: the breathe in, breathe out trend, which involves doing exercise — usually pushups — to the beat of “Drop,” by Timbaland. I will enjoy this trend from my couch, thanks.
Coach Outlet’s powder pink collection have been all over TikTok and other social media. What makes it different from other pink Coach bags? I don’t know. It’s another shade of pink.
“Yoga,” by Janelle Monae, is the second most popular song on TikTok. “Satellites” by Kevin Gates remains on top.
You cannot police me, so get off my areola!
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